I hate this new “self-service” OBGYN that my mom makes me go to now.
I mean, it’s not even self-service! Not really. I mean sure, there’s no doctor, which is why it costs so much less, but instead you have to bring someone with you to do all the things for the examination.
My mom makes me bring my little brother!
The nurse is totally useless. She just leads us into an examination room and tells my brother she’s nearby if he has any questions. She tells me I’m supposed to get undressed, as if I didn’t know, and tells me where to put my feet in the stirrups. Then she just leaves with a smirk on her face!
The walls are covered with these big posters with instructions and diagrams, and my little brother is supposed to read them and follow them. It takes forever, and the whole time my legs are spread wide open for my brother to see.
And whoever wrote the instructions is a total fucking pervert! There’s this whole section about “Checking for Fit” where the “examiner” is basically supposed to fuck me while I’m on the table. I guess they figure it will be mostly husbands going the examinations and they’re doing everyone a favor, but it’s my little brother and it’s total bullshit!
The nurse won’t let us leave though, until my brother checks off everything.